Hallelujah! I like to play a little game at our local Lowe's. I try to see how many Lowe's employees I can walk by without them acknowledging my existence.
It's never fewer than 20. Usually the only person who says a word to me is the cashier. And that's only to ring me up after the self-checkout thing malfunctions.
Here's a helpful hint if you ever actually need any help at a Lowe's or Home Depot: Start climbing one of those roll-around ladders. People will come flying at you from all directions telling you to get off the ladder.
“Start climbing one of those roll-around ladders”
That really does get the attention.
“Here’s a helpful hint if you ever actually need any help at a Lowe’s or Home Depot: Start climbing one of those roll-around ladders. People will come flying at you from all directions telling you to get off the ladder. “
LOL! You gave away my secret.