My doctor asked "do you take any recreational drugs?"
I say, you bet! I shoot heroin three times a day, drink a case of beer a day, and I've removed all the batteries from my smoke detectors!
My wife gives a similar response.
At my kid's school they asked about guns? We responded with, we go trap shooting daily, hand load ammo, and fire mortars into the local sand pit quarry. We only eat fried foods, wear no helmets when bike riding, and run down the stairs with scissors.
They get the point and leave you alone.
My husband’s and my response to the “do you have guns in the home?” question is “do you?”. Our children were told to tell anyone asking, “you will have to talk to my parents about that.”