[chris37]

If someone has to explain to me why something is great, it ain’t great.

[Lazamataz]

See, the original poster, one Ezbola K-lyin', would give you other recommendations, too.

Have a problem with your car transmission? Well obviously: Take it to a community organizer!

Issues with your roof leaking? Gotta go get a Political Contribution bundler!

Do you have a dead tree that needs to come down? Get a K-Street pharmaceutical lobbyist!