Leprosy....All my skin is falling off of me... (Sung to the tune of The Beatles “Yesterday”)
OK, I do not think leprosy is funny but when I was a kid:
Leprosy
Is falling all over me
There go my eyeballs
Into my highballs
Kiss me quick
There goes my upper lip
Whee
There’s nothing left of me.
Also:
You are a dummy dopey disconnected brain affected bird brain.
Weirdness from liberal land St. Paul Minnesota in the 60s