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To: centurion316

Hold that thought Centurion

“The speed of a buffalo herd is only as fast as its slowest member. And when it is hunted, it is always the slowest and weakest ones that are devoured first. The general speed and health of the herd becomes better through this natural selection since the weaker members are devoured regularly. It is just as the same as the human brain where it only functions as fast as its slowest brain cells. As we know that alcohol, when taken excessively, exterminates brain cells but naturally, it attacks the inferior brain cells first. In this manner, moderate beer consumption eliminates weaker brain cells, making the brain function faster and more effecient. That’s why after gulping a few beers, you feel smarter.”


28 posted on 10/14/2014 1:37:10 PM PDT by Autonomous User (No 18 Holes after a Head Rolls.)
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To: Autonomous User

And why the ladies appear to be much more attractive


29 posted on 10/14/2014 1:40:28 PM PDT by centurion316
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To: Autonomous User

Is that Cliff Claven?


36 posted on 10/14/2014 1:59:28 PM PDT by roofgoat
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To: Autonomous User

Amazing. So my stupider brain cells are getting killed off with each beer I drink. News you can use!


79 posted on 10/14/2014 6:33:18 PM PDT by dennisw (The first principle is to find out who you are then you can achieve anything -- Buddhist monk)
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