“No, No, No. You’re doing it all wrong!”
“That boy’s about as sharp as a bowling ball.”
“Nice mannered kid, just a little on the dumb side.”
“That kid’s about as sharp as a pound of wet liver.”
“You’re way off, I say you’re way off this time son!”
“Nice boy but he’s got more nerve than a bum tooth.”
“Smart boy, got a mind like a steel trap – full of mice”
“He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent.”
“Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off.”
“This boy’s more mixed up than a feather in a whirlwind.”
“That, I say, that boy’s just like a tatoo, gets under your skin.”
"I say boy, you're like a candle without a wick...ain't too bright!"
“Stop, I say stop it, boy! You’re doin’ alot of choppin’ but no chips are flyin’."
“This is going to cause more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show.”
“This boy’s making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwin’ a fit on a tin roof.”
“Boy's so dumb, you put his brain on the sharp edge of a razor blade, it would look like a marble rolling down a four lane highway.”
"Any of this gettin' through to you, son?"