[Pearls Before Swine]

So, when someone whose Ebola becomes evident on a flight pukes, sweats, and bleeds all over his seat, what is the airline’s protocol? What happens to the guy sitting next to him on a full flight—”We’re sorry sir, you can’t be in the aisles, it’s a security problem.”

[Not A Snowbird]

So, when someone whose Ebola becomes evident on a flight pukes, sweats, and bleeds all over his seat, what is the airline’s protocol? What happens to the guy sitting next to him on a full flight—”We’re sorry sir, you can’t be in the aisles, it’s a security problem.”

If the guy next to me did that and I couldn't move, I'd be spending the rest of the flight in the bathroom.