So a nice older gentleman died in flagrante delicto with a lovely 23 year old lady. The body was sent to the mortician to be prepared for the funeral. Ever day the widow called the mortician to see if the deceased is ready so that the funeral can take place. After a week, the widow has had it and starts berating the mortician that her deceased husband is still not ready for the funeral.
The mortician answers that her deceased husband was embalmed on the first day, but they have been unable to get the smile off his face..............
In 1979, Nelson Rockfeller aged 70, died of a heart attack while in flagrante with his 25 year old mistress (he might have lived if she hadn’t waited an hour to call for help).
The jokes began writing themselves. My favorite was the coroner listing cause of death as low blood pressure, 70 over 25.
;^)