I live in Maryland so ‘breaking away’ wouldn't help me in the least, not that its a serious idea anyway.
Things that are not happening regardless of wishful thinking:
Challenger to Bohner
States succession from union
Constitutional amendments getting ratified
IRS going away.
A shutdown forcing Obama to do anything.
Obama impeachment
The next POTUS justice dept prosecuting Obama
Anything is possible in Candyland!! Where the streets are paved with chocolate!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKxjvpY-x5E
You forgot "17th amendment being repealed" (a pet cause of the Mark Levin supporters)
In any case, when it comes to secession I agree with Jerry Patterson. The conservative states shouldn't "secede". Instead, they should kick the liberal states out of the union. We'd be better off if we got rid of New England entirely and reduced California back to territorial status.