President George Bush, surrounded by leaders of the House and Senate, announces the Joint Resolution to Authorize the Use of United States Armed Forces Against Iraq, October 2, 2002.
“I would like to increase our level of intimacy by using cluster bombs on the soft area east of Damascus. Do I have your permission to do so?”
President George Bush, surrounded by leaders of the House and Senate, announces the Joint Resolution to Authorize the Use of United States Armed Forces Against Iraq, October 2, 2002.
“My advisors and I are having a cluster f*** in the oval office and will get back to you someday. Meanwhile continue the issued FUBAR plan until our assests are reduced to levels which need no management.”