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Posted on 09/17/2014 9:07:51 AM PDT by Ghost of SVR4
(CNN) -- In swaths of Syria now controlled by ISIS, children can no longer study math or social studies. Sports are out of the question. And students will be banned from learning about elections and democracy. Instead, they'll be subjected to the teachings of the radical Islamist group. And any teacher who dares to break the rules "will be punished."
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If they don’t know math, how will they make and shoot rockets and the like?
What about Moochelle’s school lunch program?
I hear they will continue the sex education curriculum regarding sex with 72 virgins.
If they really wanted them ignorant of math they’d continue the classes but use Common Core math.
Well, if they’re also implementing homosexual, LGBT, and global warming enlightenment, everything’s probably okay. /s
ISIS! Carrying you “forward” into the 7th century, with “hope and change”.... TODAY!
Without ignorance there could be no Islam.
Maybe they’ll be utilizing the more advanced educational methods provided by Common Core to convey that information to ISIS students. If it works here, can work there too!
[I’ll note that CC shifts from 80%-20% Fiction to Non-fiction, to 20%-80%. All ISIS needs is to provide the rocket and launcher manuals - the non-fiction]
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They don’t make their own weapons. heck until recently they didn’t pump oil. They hired Westerners to do that and they buy guns and rockets from USA, Russia, China, Korea, France...
> I hear they will continue the sex education curriculum regarding sex with 72 virgins.
I thought that was going to be administered by a guy named Mohammed and would start on their 9th birthday?
Jihadikids they blow up so soon...
Sure I can count.
10
9
8
Hey where ya going?
7
6
5
Come back here I’m almost done.
4
3
Don’t believe me eh?
2
1
Boom!
Sounds a lot like the Obama Administration and their control of schools in the U.S. Here the Left revises history and teaches crazy math.
Sounds like a liberal paradise!
This program worked for Barry, and he became our president!
Algebra is an arabic word.
So ISIS has adopted Common Core. It suits them.
The math deficit is easy to fix - just kidnap and put the mathematicians from other cultures and put them to work. If they slow down or try to procrastinate, a few executions generally gets the enthusiasm level going again.
And the Arabs went to all that double coming up with the way we write numbers. What a shame not to use them.
And how do they keep track of the heads: if Abdul chops off four heads and gives one to Abdullah, how many heads does he have left?
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