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To: CatherineofAragon
What am I supposed to listen to-—Lawrence Welk?

Better not. If you play any of his songs backward, demons will erupt from the depths of Hell, and they will all vote Demoncrat.

15 posted on 09/06/2014 8:04:16 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
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To: Fresh Wind
"Better not. If you play any of his songs backward, demons will erupt from the depths of Hell, and they will all vote Demoncrat."

It's the accordion. They're well-known to be tools of the Devil.

18 posted on 09/06/2014 8:14:05 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: Fresh Wind
BUMP! BUMP! BUMP! Hey, what`s that?

Someone thumping a bible?

No, beating it on his bone head!

44 posted on 09/06/2014 2:44:55 PM PDT by nomad
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