Indigenous People’s Day should celebrate Kennewick Man and his ilk. He preceded any of the Indian tribes, or so they say.”
Apparently it was recently discovered that Kennewick man was basically Polynesian. Perhaps the day could be called “Polyamory Day,” thus honoring both Kennewick man and the proclivities of the residents of Seattle.
We Polynesians will be demanding reparations from so-called “Native Americans” any day now. Twenty-five percent of all gaming revenues would be a start.