How shocked will he be when he gets to his personal hell and realises his 72 virgins don’t exist and all the women there look like Helen Thomas.
This POS isn’t going to heaven and there aren’t 72 virgins awaiting him. More like going to Hell where 2 Dung Beatles who all look like Helen Thomas as going to munch on his nuts for eternity.
Also, he will have spelling lessons on how to spell McArthur, for eternity.
That will lern him!