No, we don't.
All we need to do is convince Sons of Obama to not strongarm-rob elderly Pakistani store owners, and then charge the police to try to get their gun, busting the cop's eye socket in the process.
Pretty simple, really.
Just as simple, give them all the promised 40 acres and a mule; accrued interest was not a part of the promise. Let them all know that they can claim their mule and 40 acres in north central Alaska.