Butt it works!;)
Except for the Lawsuit part...
One of those things that just makes you shake your head.
One of the other leaders in our Cub Scouts pack is a paramedic, and he said they get calls from people saying their babies are choking to death. “Is that him I hear screaming, ma’am?” “Yes, he’s choking!!!” “Um, no ... he not. He couldn’t scream if he was choking.”