[SoFloFreeper]

Pushed back the tee time. Either that, or it is raining today.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Blech. *rolls eyes*

[BykrBayb]

Darn, I’ll be busy. My husband needs his toenails trimmed.

[mass55th]

Thanks for the heads up. I’ve got a toilet that needs cleaning.

[SMARTY]

Lost his putter, so now he has to W O R K

[mothball]

Whatever he has to say, I’m sure anything that is going wrong is not his fault.

[Paladin2]

Why not use the Chappaquiddick Bridge?

[PROCON]

Here’s an excerpt: I,I,I,I,I,I......Me,Me,Me,Me......

[Red Badger]

A message from VJ?....................

[JPG]

just a short break, guys, be back in a couple of minutes

[kabar]

This is to create the illusion that he is engaged despite being on vacation. All photo ops. No doubt we will hear that our actions have saved the people on the mountain, there is now an international coalition, and it is no longer necessary to stage a rescue mission. Still, Obama will say that we must continue to attack ISIL because they are barbarians. But he will reiterate that there will be no troops on the grounds.

[Mastador1]

What’s he gonna do, tell us all what a bitchin vacation he he and mooooochelle are having......................again? And maybe he might mention that he he just found out that there’s some sort of group of individuals who might maybe be doing something to Christians somewhere, but the most import thing of course is to condemn all Whites for the trouble they cause in St. Louis and Republicans for being heartless in their refusal to open their hearts to the poor “children refugees” flooding across our borders. Israel? why yes we need to stop Israel from beating up on those poor hamass boys.

[liberalh8ter]

Sorry, I’m clearing the schmutz from my drains. Much more pleasurable.

[TomGuy]

In the Obama snarkspeak: ‘See, I can president and golf, or rather vacation, at the same time. I have a pen and I have a golf tee.’

[Mr. K]

From which tee? Or the clubhouse?

[onedoug]

“And he kids us not.” —Lt Keefer re Capt Queeg

[rfreedom4u]

I’ll be at work. Too many gibsmedat people depending on my work ethic.

Not that I’ll be missing much. I’ve heard lies and BS before.

[DJ MacWoW]

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[12th_Monkey]

Let me get some boots on and roll my pant legs up.

[NonValueAdded]

resigning?, he asked hopefully

[Bulwinkle]

Will deliver race speech from nice white, SAFE town that is only 2% black