[Lazamataz]

IMNVHO, those tattoo artists ought to be disarmed immediately on purely aesthetic grounds. WTF species is that?

The most patriotic kind, Americanus Firearmedus, the armed American.

[Kenny Bunk]

I refer you to the immortal words of Mayor Frank Rizzo of Philadelphia, spoken when he was Chief of Police:

"We may have a riot in this town
but lemme assure the good people of Philadelphia
it's gonna be the shortest %^ckin' riot
in recorded history.
I am gonna come down on those a$$holes so hard
I'm gonna make Attila The &#ckin' Hun
look like a faggot!"

O BTW, although it has become very politically incorrect to say so, in those days Frank was wildly popular in the 'hood because he kept excellent order that allowed the good African-Americans to get on about their lives and business without interference from the bad Negroes.