We need to be "tolerant and compassionate" and welcome them here by paying for their education, healthcare, housing, food and clothing...and whatever else they need to compensate them for the life of despair and violence they left behind.......
US govt factotums better get cracking and start doling out public housing, food stamps, health services, SS checks for those needing "asylum". Start handing out those govt checks for each identitiy:
UI, SSI, Workmen's Comp,
TANF (temporary assistance to needy families),
WICS (food assistance),
subsidized Section 8 shelter,
ObamaPhone subsidies,
Utility Assistance subsidies,
School breakfasts/lunches/snacks subsidies,
$5000 a year EITC checks per identity.
Who cares if they falsify apps for EBT cards---claiming "need" ....buying food here w/ our tax dollars then shipping it back to their homelands where the relatives sell it on the streets for cash.
And there's the sub-prime mtg game---flipping the house for a big profit---then skipping town---leaving the banks holding the bag.
And on and on and on...ad infinitum, ad nauseaum.
Got this from somewhere, maybe here:
LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT
If you cross the border illegally in:
North Korea, you get 12 years hard labor.
Iran, you get indefinite detention.
Afghanistan, you get shot.
Mexico, you get a long jail term.
China, you get a chance to never be heard from again.
Venezuela, you get branded as a spy and your fate will be sealed.
Cuba, you get thrown into political prison to rot.
The United States, you will get
1 - a job,
2 - a drivers license,
3 - social security card,
4 - welfare,
5 - food stamps,
6 - credit cards,
7 - subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house,
8 - free education,
9 - free health care,
10 - a lobbyist in Washington who will plead your case to sympathetic ears
11 - billions of dollars worth of public documents printed in your language
12 - and the right to carry your country’s flag while you protest that you don’t get enough respect
OK, I just wanted to make sure I had a firm understanding on the situation.
Is this a great country, or what?