Dang! This is a “Eureka Moment”!!!! These are the shovel ready jobs that dear leader promised us!
Employer: DHS
Job Type: Full Time
Skills: Digging holes, burying migrant chilrens
Scope: Scour the southern border and find corpses of poor migrant children that did not make it, and cover them with shovel-ready soil.
Requirements: Dig a grave that will accommodate the deceased. Drag a corpse into a hole, and cover it with shovel-ready soil.
You must be able to lift a juvenile-sized body, and cover it completely with soil.
You must provide your own shovel, shade and equipment.
Project runs on a 12 month contract-to-hire position.
Bi-lingual ability will net you another $4 pesos per hour.
Contact Eric Holder, Barak Hussein Ebola, or your local DHS office. We have “Shovel ready jobs for you!”