Personally, I would like to see Texas secede and become a separate nation as it once was.
Then—we would have to throw out all the yankees and other non-Texans.
We would need to have our borders guarded well, of course.
Just kidding, of course. (sorta)
basil-—5th generation Texan
I’d be happy to let Oklahoma join us in secession.
The other day my wife was in a fabric store and some woman went nuts when she was given a little piece of paper with a number on it. She wasn’t pissed because she had to wait for her number to be called. She was pissed because that little piece of paper was harming the environment.
My wife followed her outside and the woman was driving a huge gas guzzler clunker and had Colorado plates. My wife asked her “Are you from Colorado?”
The woman said “Yes, we just moved her.”
My wife said “You need to get your ass back to Colorado. We don’t want you here. You come in here and try to screw everything up and we Texans are getting sick and tired of it.” The woman was speechless.