[Durus]

I’m going outside to look for flying pigs and turning my AC off as hell has assuredly frozen over.

[devolve]

- Try wearing an empty thumb break holster under your untucked red plaid shirt with a rawhide tiedown hanging down on your denims -

- Completely legal and quite effective and a safe place to carry your iPhone…

- add a black COLT ball cap with “LAW ENFORCEMENT” embroidered on it for a bit more zing -