Skip to comments.Gutfeld: Why President Obama doesn't watch Fox News
Posted on 07/24/2014 1:38:08 AM PDT by Vendome
"Why watch something has your number and lists your failures?"
Typical Gutfield. Ascerbic, On Point, Cuts Like a Knife and He Larry Us!
First minute is a laugh riot, with the remainder funny as comments given by cast.
(Excerpt) Read more at video.foxnews.com ...
I like Greg’s wit.
Guy is quick witted without his writers but, he has superb staff of writers to bolster his comedic timing...
Psst! It’s well known around Washington that Obama does indeed watch Fox news, just usually not when it’s programmed. He has Valaree Garret hire orphaned, non-english speaking interns to watch and tivo everything that mentions his name more than once in a ten minute period. Obama then watches in private while soaking in his Mr. Bubble Jacuzzi bath. He is served cherry Kool-aid from a smiling pitcher and is getting a neck massage from Mr. X, his new Body Man. The Jacuzzi Room walls are lined with large targets, most featuring Enemy Republicans and those Tea Party Troublemakers. An expensive , though Child-sized Crossbow lies ready for use on the granite coffee table.
They need to change the name to: the “Four plus STUPID.” or the Four and Dumbo Beckel! ! ! ! ! !
I think of it as The Four plus Fat Bast**d.
Why President Obama doesn’t watch Fox News
He’s too busy watching gay and transgender porn with his buddy Michelle?
Well, “Scandal” has quite a bit of homo promo, so he sbould feel right at home.
Couple seasons ago two guys undressed in a scene and got hot for each other and literally attacked each other.
It was like two angry sailors who had been at sea for years and suddenly couldn’t hold back. They went after each other so hard, I thought “Hey! Careful now. You two might chip a tooth”.
Gross and I stopped watching that night, realizing this was going to be a series heavy on gay themes.
Not interested in watching two bulls mate.
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