[morphing libertarian]

But your uncle a General did not die of cancer and leave no heirs.

[Dagnabitt]

My Nigerian windfall is going to be awesome! Any day now!

Glad I quit my job and got that second mortgage to get a running start on the good times!

[Bringbackthedraft]

My uncle who I didn’t know, that died a millionaire in Nigeria was called Kahleed, very strange first name, since he came from a country of Thors, Svens and Olafs. Kahleed Sorensen??? I don’t think so.