[Clump]

I wish they would come and frack the heck out my property!
How do I get in?

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

I wish they would come and frack the heck out my property!

How do I get in?

Your problem is in your product. If oil, volatile liquids, or natural gas are believed to be plentiful under your property, I’m sure the drillers will be knocking on your door.

Heck, on the other hand, isn’t valuable, and drillers can get all they want of that for free, without bothering to drill.

;-)