[crusty old prospector]

I guess I had better go drive my F -150 around the block a couple times. It is for the children.

[Gen-X-Dad]

Things are getting desperate, time to start feeding all cattle pork and beans so that mother earth can be saved by their gaseous outputs. Good thing we stopped those global warming guys from putting bags on the cows or we could be looking at the next ice age.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

lol