[Baynative]

Almost all active environmentalists know about the giant ocean garbage patch that is twice the size of Texas; just floating around out there.

The trouble is that no one can find it. It doesn't show up on Google Earth and no cruise ships, naval vessels or cargo ships have run into it. But, like global warming, they swear by it and will call you names if you ask for proof.

[driftdiver]

I know exactly where that patch is. Its called New Jersey.