Posted on 07/02/2014 1:16:34 PM PDT by Kaslin
So if they found plastic in all of the oceans why didn’t they just pick it up? Or better yet just have prisoners and welfare queens do it. It sure would be nice to see them earning someone else’s money as opposed to using the government to just steal it for them.
Been going on for thousands of years. I worry about the abundance of big organisms colonizing our shores from down south. They're focusing on the wrong problems.
I know exactly where that patch is. Its called New Jersey.
She replied in an earnest voice, "I'm not sure if they are getting carried downstream in the river, or if they're picked up by the wind, but your bags are definitely getting into the ocean."
I may have misspelled his name (and I may have misspelled “misspelled”) but he’s the author of the clever “semi-news-semi satire” posts on FR that catch people (until they learn to recognize the author) and are so ridiculous that reality has a hard time catching up...though it’s a VERY close second!
For those of you who plan on coming back one hundred thousand years from now, expect a little bit more bounce in your sandstone.
I have never heard of him. I did a search and I found a John Sammis, but I don’t think it’s him. No you did not misspell “misspelled” It is one word
It’s already gotten legs. It’s the feeble minded waiting for the rest to catch them and love them and hold them.
Old cartoon humor.
George
I will ping you next time I see one of this posts. I searched, too. FR search quality = well, I’ll leave it unsaid.
The same jerks who took our paper bags?
The same jerks who then said plastic bags are great?
The same jerks who then said plastic bags are evil and we should all use renewable green dolphin safe ozone friendly carbon neutral paper bags?
Paper is made from trees, but this idiots either don’t know or ignore that forests are renewable if for every tree that is cut down two or five, I don’t remember are planted to replace it. Personally I hate plastic grocery bags.
At the commissary in Fort Campbell the baggers always ask if I want paper bags or plastic bags. I say plastic bags because the paper bags are hard to carry for me, even though I prefer them to the plastic bags
This is a problem and the problem is growing.
People ignore news like this because of government's effort to promote the hoax of manmade global climate change. Real pollution is ignored.
Man has the technology, if not the motivation, to diminish pollution. However, as long as people can be convinced of nonsense like CO2 is a pollutant nothing will be done.
It’s John Semmens.
Here’s one of his latest threads.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2809727/posts
Here is his latest.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2809727/posts
(It’s John Semmens, btw)
I just have them put the paper bag inside a plastic bag. Makes it much easier to carry.
If we could BURN our garbage we wouldn’t have this problem!
“Why is it that they don’t want you to use plastic bags to carry your food home in, but all trash must be placed in a large plastic bag ? “
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Only a couple of cute blonds? A boat that size would require at least 4 or 5 cute blonds.
Maybe they could hire Dan Kilmer to go scoop it all up. I understand he’s looking for a job ...
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