“10. “You can tie a ribbon around cheap, but it doesn’t make it expensive.” To a lawyer using flowery language to make a weak argument.”
I was on a jury here in NE Fla. a couple of years ago and the judge took the time to rip the lawyers on both sides a new one on several occasions, it’s all I could do to not bust out laughing in the jury box. It “almost” made jury duty worth it.............almost.
“5. “Well, that’s the only way I’m going to see it.” To a lawyer who asked permission to approach the bench to show the judge a document.”
Now thats just bein’ a smartazz rhgt there. lol