We should have targeted Mookie. You know, back when we actually had troops on the ground. Ugh.
He wants to stop ISIS? He better shake a leg.
It’s hard to tell the bad guys from the slightly-less-bad guys. I need a scorecard.
I’m sure ISIS will be committing suicide at the gates of Baghdad by the thousands... just any minute now.
Mookie’s back, barking. It appears he has had sufficient food supply since we last saw him in the public eye.
The hyperbole of these unwashed savages is the worst ever in the whole universe since the beginning of time.
Lots of talk and parades by the Bonnie Sadder, but not much fighting.
I always thought it was a huge mistake on our part that we never took this guy out.