[GladesGuru]

Here in Miami, a chap(pilot IIRC) decided to rent a chipper, put it on his boat and took wifey out for a “fish & chips” day in the Gulfstream.

Afterward he chipped her he returned the chipper to the rental shop.

Wudda worked except he forgot to clean all of wifey out of the chipper before returning it.

[jttpwalsh]

Ever heard of “Divorce, Connecticut style” ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Helle_Crafts

[Jagdgewehr]

I was raised better than that. My father taught me to return something in better condition than it was when I borrowed it. I would’ve thoroughly cleaned the wife out of it and oiled ‘er up before bringing it back.

[Balding_Eagle]

Wudda worked except he forgot to clean all of wifey out of the chipper before returning it.

An impossible task, obviously.

[Delta Dawn]

It is important to have fresh chum...