[blueunicorn6]

And Obama, the university lecturer, lectures some more.

“You people in Iraq should breathe air. That’s important. I breathe air, and I’m important. And drink plenty of fluids, too.”

[lavaroise]

He did the same thing to Egypt. Obama is killing Iraq.

[Netz]

Obama: ...and oh yes, you need to organize a batter, less partisan government, you know, more cooperation within the factions. Get yourselves a free & balanced Democracy with fair and equal power sharing. Then and only then will I consider helping you all with a strongly worded letter to the ISIS folks.

Malaki: Mr. President the ISIS troops are 1 hour from Baghdad, we don't have time for that nonsense.

Obama: Well, my offer is conditional, you are not worthy of my support...

Putin: I'll help, what do you need Malaki...

Obama: Hey, wait just a minute there Vladi...