Start spreading the rumor that the border is a minefield with plenty of warning signs. You don’t even have to actually put them down, just set off a few explosions near most popular routs and plant some blown up cattle near them and let the word get around.
tell the amigos that they will have to eat moochelle’s lunch menu every day.
There should have been minefields and a 20 foot fence along our borders years ago. Now the idiots who have been asleep up to this point don’t have a clue what to do. Just DO SOMETHING!