It’s not what *I* want it to be and it’s not what *you* or any other Roman Catholic wants it to be, it is what it is and we’ll find out. Frontrunning the inevitable by renaming it into a crypt is a start, as far as attempting to mitigate embarrassment to your church. It’s at least plausible and not a slur upon the Irish as I’ve seen on every single one of these threads. Why, those Irish, they just roll naked dead bodies into any old crack or crevice, it’s what they do, those poor, ignorant, filthy people. /s
Thank you for reiterating your desire, but it really wasn’t necessary.