[wideawake]

They had to fire one of their chauffeurs.

They sold their plane and had to buy into an executive plane-sharing pool.

They had to switch from jamon iberico to pancetta.

[Durus]

From Jamon Iberico to pancetta? Oh the cruel fates! When will my people be free of such persecution?

(btw pancetta is a form of bacon while prosciutto is form of dry ham like Jamon Iberico)