[Cementjungle]

Transcript of yesterday's super-secret closed door meeting:

Obama spokesperson: "The meeting will come to order."

Obama spokesperson: "I remind all the good senators that the NSA knows EVERYTHING about each and every one of you. Now, who's not with us"?

Obama spokesperson: "Good. Everyone's on the same page. Meeting adjourned."

[COBOL2Java]

You forgot the last three lines:

McCain: "Huh? Whazzat? What'd he say?"
Aide: "Butterscotch pudding in the Senate lunchroom today, sir."
McCain: "Oh! Yummy!"