To: nickcarraway
He’ll come out as gay and everything will be fine.
Target and General Mills will sponsor the cancelled hometown parade.
He’ll jump Ellen’s couch and be on Dancing with the Stars.
After that he’ll run for US Senator for Massachusetts and win after tossing his medals over the White House fence.
Keith Ellison will swear him in on a koran.
5 posted on
06/04/2014 5:35:11 PM PDT by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: TurboZamboni
7 posted on
06/04/2014 5:41:16 PM PDT by
golux
To: TurboZamboni
"He’ll come out as gay and everything will be fine. Target and General Mills will sponsor the cancelled hometown parade. He’ll jump Ellen’s couch and be on Dancing with the Stars."
Kind of like in "The King of Comedy," when failed comedian Ruppert Pupkin becomes a beloved national celebrity after kidnapping talk-show host Jerry Langford.
To: TurboZamboni
Not bad - you have a future as a playwright or political consultant.
19 posted on
06/04/2014 6:21:15 PM PDT by
aquila48
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