[Meet the New Boss]

Bergdahlian Rhapsody

Chorus: I see a little deserter of a man, Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, Very, very frightening me.
(Guantanamo) Guantanamo (Guantanamo) Guantanamo, Guantanamo Figaro Magnifico.

Bergdahl: I’m just a talibani, nobody loves me.
Chorus: He’s just a talibani from an Idaho family, spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Obama: Easy come, easy go, let the taliban go!
Pentagon: Bismallah? No, we will not let them go.
Obama: Let them go!
Pentagon: Bismallah? We will not let them go.
Obama: Let them go!
Pentagon: Bismallah? We will not let them go.
Obama: Let them go!
Pentagon: Will not let them go.
Obama: Let them go!
Pentagon: Never, never let them go
Obama: Never let them go, oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let them go.)
Fox News has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

[cornelis]

Ha!