I am a movie producer and I don’t know any actors who “hyperventilate” to “get into character.” It’s called ACTING.
Since you’re a producer, how many actors have you hired who can deliver a full five (5) minute monologue, in a single take, ON THE FIRST TRY, with zero (0) stutters or errors, allowing the director to move on to the next shot?
Be honest.
“I am a movie producer”
You are??? Can I audition for you?
STELLA!!!! Hey STELLAAAAAAA!!!!
My 3rd grade teacher told me that I was the best crowd extra in our school play.
No?
Ok then, how about if I pitch an idea.
Theres a shark terrorizing vacationers at a beachside resort. We can get steven spielberg to direct. Or I can do it if hes not available. Because what I really want to do is direct.