The joke was that instead of being black, I could be "Queen for a Day," get admitted as an "oppressed minority," and then discover that I was actually straight. As a "Rocky and Bullwinkle" kind of kid, I loved that show; it was just jaw-dropping.
Once upon a time an education was part of the meritocracy---earned by dint of hard work and study.
Now its lib/prog leap frog----graduating marginal people who can't even read or write on the backs of conscientious students. Once intellectually rigorous colleges routinely dumb down the curricula, entrance exams, grad standards to accommodate these know-nothings.
Looks like UCLA does not even recognize the recent USSC decision negating affirmative action. How can the kids learn when UCLA officials cant read, or comprehend either?