Yes, do they cut off your head or crucify you? You become very peaceful after these negotiations.
Sura (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
Sura (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them"
Spiking the football.
...or goat carcass in this case
Sounds looney tunes to me
Tho I always wondered what being a one eyed Jack would be like. ;-)