(Liberal) instincts tell you: we don’t need it. It’s threatening. Bad things happen to people who own guns.
Rewritten comment:
Thus, I can tell you how it feels when you’ve lived a completely fire extinguisher-free life, and suddenly have a fire extinguisher under your roof. Your instincts tell you: we don’t need it. It’s threatening. Fires happen to people who own fire extinguishers.
The first night my girlfriend and I ended up in bed (she became my wife not long after) we were going at it a bit without thinking of much else other than what was happening until she hit her head on a large piece of steel under one of the pillows. She wondered what it was and I reached down and pulled the 45 out from under the pillow which begged the question from her...”you sleep with a gun” I responded “no, I sleep with two guns”! after I reached under the other pillow on the queen sized bed and removed the .40 Beretta from a questionable location. Didnt phase her a bit. Married her. She is going to get her CCW license next week on Monday. Life is good.
Brilliant!