[servo1969]

No. This is not satire. It's not a spoof. This really happened.

The fact that I can't understand them is no doubt proof of my racism.

[cripplecreek]

[Yardstick]

On the one hand it’s gibberish, and not even very good gibberish. On the other hand they did bring “nubs” into the conversation, which is a rare treat.

[sickoflibs]

Yep,
no investigations, resignations or suspensions over this, look at the picture above and it will explain why.

I was in Towson this weekend not far from that school.

[fungoking]

Where is this guy when you need him?

Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[MrB]

I bet Jabba the Witness could understand that.
She’s “tri-lingual” - but don’t put cursive in front of her.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

There have been a series of articles on how Liberalism is destroying traditional debate. Students win for challenging the premise of the debate, or going off on wild tangents about war or racism. So, sadly, this nonsense does not surprise me. In the past, kids had to be relatively smart and relatively well-grounded in logic to win debate at a competition level. Now you get these fools jibbering like idiots. The real fault is with the debate judges who buy into this nonsense.

[Blood of Tyrants]

The judges are no doubt self loathing liberals who were afraid of being called racists if they didn’t roll over.

[csvset]

What in de funk was that? That’s real retarded, sir.

[apillar]

Lets just call a spade a spade (or would that be racist in this case?) this was an “affirmative action” debate victory, there is no way they won it on merit....

[Constitution Day]

Well, it shore ain't authentic frontier gibberish.

Sincerely,

[beelzepug]

Sounds more like Tourettes U.

[ElkGroveDan]

Who were the judges? The Nobel Peace Prize Committee?

[E. Pluribus Unum]

As Marshall Mcluhan said lo these many years ago, "The medium is the message."

In this case the medium is the protected-class card, double- or triple-dipped.

[Zeppo]

Al ‘resist we much’ Sharpton must be in fear for his phony baloney job...

[PetroniusMaximus]

This puts Idiocracy to shame.

[bigbob]

The Yout’s of Obama’s America

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I actually went to the comments section to see what the ultra-liberal, race-obsessed readers of Salon had to say. Surprisingly, many of the comments were in this vein:

Exactly. I went to the video expecting to see confirmation of my prejudice that the dumb right-wingers were just freaking out because the winners didn't look or sound like the winners of the past. But when I watched the actual video, it changed my opinion. The "debate" was so intellectually incoherent and utterly off-topic that I would have taken it as a deliberately racist parody if I hadn't known it was real. In fact, it would have seemed like a particularly heavy-handed racist parody.... Like something put together by a reactionary who thought so little of black academics that he imagined all they were able to do is babble out PC catch phrases with stylized inflection, interspersed with profanity.

[Aevery_Freeman]

I guess we now have proof of the existence of alternate universes.

This one seems to be a place where idiocy is intelligence.

Hmm...didn't realize the striking resemblance between this monkey and Al Sharpton before posting it...seems strangely apropos, somehow.

[teeman8r]

as a graduate from Towson State University in the field of Communications, i think i am qualified to say, with the utmost of confidence, that what i witnessed in the video, deserves a total and complete... WTF?

[DeakonSmith]

I’m looking forward to this format in the next presidential debates.