Only 9 people in the van? That is way below average. The best was the guys that got a white econoline van and made it look like a USMC van with stolen plates. They got to a BP checkpoint and the agents there noticed one small problem. All the occupants were in cammies, but they all had the same name tag.
John Parker, John Bigbooté, John Smallberries, John Yaya, John Emdall...