Jack Boots and SWAT Teams are on order.
Field Reporter:
I’m here at the offices of Web Hosting Company X where an FCC Enforcement Team raid uncovered illicit bandwidth utilization. During the raid FCC Enforcement Team Officers shot several technicians, one fatally. Several others were arrested. All servers have been impounded pending further investigation. No word yet on whether company mascot Fido, also shot during the raid, will recover.
Back to you John.
Studio co-host John:
Thanks
John to co-host Mary:
If you can’t do the time...
Mary:
That’s right (nodding yes) Don’t do the crime.
John:
Stay tuned! Sports and weather next.