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Florida man demands right to wed computer
telegraph.co.uk ^
| 5/7/14
| David Millward
Posted on 05/07/2014 9:59:00 AM PDT by Kartographer
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To: Tilted Irish Kilt
Nope. He just goes back to using Floppy.....
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posted on
05/07/2014 10:45:48 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Bender2
42
posted on
05/07/2014 10:47:22 AM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Obamacare: You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.)
sex with his computer...
There’s an app for THAT?
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:00:51 AM PDT
by
Rio
(Proud resident of the State of Jefferson)
To: Kartographer
Unfortunately for Mr Sevier, the courts in Florida and Utah, found his legal arguments unpersuasive. For now. Sooner or later, if secular humanist libtards have their way, all alternative lifestyles and experimental lifestyles will be acceptable.
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:05:22 AM PDT
by
mjp
((pro-{God, reality, reason, egoism, individualism, natural rights, limited government, capitalism}))
To: MrsEmmaPeel
Are you saying marrying a PC isn’t PC?? ;-)
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:06:21 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Tilted Irish Kilt
To: Vinylly
I can almost guarantee that in 10yrs it will be legal to marry your robot. Or your hologram. I’d marry Roger Rabbit’s Jessica in a flash, and have you seen some of those Japanese robot models The One bows down to ?
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:31:12 AM PDT
by
A'elian' nation
("Political Correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred." Jacques Barzun)
To: Kartographer
The vows could get interesting.
“Do you promise to love, cherish, and perform all scheduled maintenance updates on your MacBook, until planned obsolescence or accidental damage do you part?”
To: null and void
I’m also reminded of the “First Church of Appliantology” from Frank Zappa’s “Joe’s Garage”, which believed in sexual congress with household appliances.
To: Vigilanteman
That’s the great thing about the internet. Most people think I’m joking.
50
posted on
05/07/2014 11:38:24 AM PDT
by
meatloaf
(Impeach Obama. That's my New Year's resolution.)
To: Boogieman
Does Trojan make these?
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:42:03 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
"Go home to your Motherboard and see if I care!"
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:45:55 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5chkHjTNFgk&feature=kp
ZZ Ward - Put the Gun Down
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:52:16 AM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
Proves a statement I have made in the past:
All you really need is a high speed Internet connection and opposable thumbs
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posted on
05/07/2014 11:54:03 AM PDT
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: Kartographer
Chris Sevier...I assume he will be changing his name to "Server" after the ceremony.
55
posted on
05/07/2014 11:59:14 AM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.)
To: MrsEmmaPeel
“Trying to marry a PC would be — weird.”
Why even bother? If you buy something running Windows 8.x, you are already screwed.
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posted on
05/07/2014 12:03:52 PM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: Kartographer
I heard of computer sex, but....
57
posted on
05/07/2014 12:15:59 PM PDT
by
ExCTCitizen
(I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
To: Kartographer
“Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women,”I'm guessing that the latter wasn't much of an option, for this particular gentleman.
Then again, computers never have a headache. Are always in the mood. Don't get jealous when you bring home a sexy new laptop.........hmmm.......
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posted on
05/07/2014 12:19:17 PM PDT
by
wbill
To: wbill
You can connect ‘her’ up to a server and have an orgy and she wouldn’t mind.
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posted on
05/07/2014 12:22:55 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: meatloaf
Good points - but with computers you can buy more and claim them all as dependents. AND you don’t have to feed them ... walk them... or take ‘em to the vet. There are advantages...
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posted on
05/07/2014 2:23:58 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
( Are we finally going to get a smidgen of truth? - - Freeper Veto!)
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