[Cringing Negativism Network]

One word:

Benghazi.

[Bryanw92]

I live near the ocean. It is exactly where it was 40 years ago.

[CodeToad]

Proof not all federal employees are smarter than an average idiot.

[Red Badger]

Change the words ‘Global Warming’ and ‘Climate Change’ to ‘OBAMCARE’ and it will be a factual report.........................

[expat2]

Now the dreadful winter is over and spring is here, they think that they can dust off their old warming crap again. However, people’s memories may be short but are too good for that BS.

[longtermmemmory]

BS regulations pushed by der Obama is destroying American lives.

[tanknetter]

I hope no one has missed the irony in how NOAA just issued a prediction that a strong el Nino is going to result in a much weaker than normal hurricane season.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It is starting to get a little “warm” for the commie ‘RATS with all this ObamaCare, Benghazi and Keystone stuff going on and the mid term elections coming up. The ‘RATS are on the run.

[Zuse]

So I just had to add this to my tagline.

[envisio]

Just the regular scare report by someone that needs funding to keep their job.

And they have investors in companies that sell squiggly light bulbs and other such products that say ‘green’ on the package that count on these scare reports, shelling out the cash to make sure GW stays real scary.

Its the biggest, most genius marketing campaign in the history of mankind.

[TexasFreeper2009]

lol

how can warming be affecting Americans lives when the warming stopped over a decade ago?

[BitWielder1]

The only disruptions I see are government generated.
We go through a full 120 degrees Fahrenheit cycle of climate change every year, I'm sure my trusty ol' thermostat can handle a few degrees more in either direction.

[El Cid]

'tis true. Every summer, for a couple of weeks, my life is 'disrupted' because of the heat. If I lived in Texas it would probably be a couple of months.
Oh, the huge Manatees!...

[jch10]

Hey, I have noticed it being a little warmer in the last few weeks!

[TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed]

About the only warming I feel is when progressives pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

[aragorn]

I beg to differ. What is disrupting Americans' lives is this tyrannical government we got saddled with and its insane, un-American policies!

Ptew!

[BitWielder1]

HEY, LOOK OVER HERE WHERE THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS ARE!!!
(Pay no attention to the Benghazi guy behind the curtain.)

[Bubba_Leroy]

Al Gore: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Harry Reid: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Nancy Pelosi: The dead rising from the grave!

Barry Obama: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

With apologies to Ghost Busters (1984)

[heartwood]

Global warming killed my fig tree and butterfly bushes with zero degree temperatures. Global warming is prolonging the blooms on my tulips with a cool spring.

Suffer, suffer, suffer.

[Gritty]

Global warming has ruined my life. I need to find a good lawyer. Whom do I sue for what’s owed me?