Posted on 05/05/2014 11:36:47 AM PDT by Dr. Thorne
Rancher Cliven Bundy looks like he could still be in a heap of trouble for having thoroughly ticked off Fedzilla and the Keebler elf himself, Harry Reid.
Herewith are ten ways Cliven Bundy could get the Feds off his backside and actually ingratiate himself to the big government droogies of the Left.
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1. Bundy should fire his ranch foreman and hire Jay Carney who could effectively lie his butt off about Cliven’s cows. “Eating grass? His cows aren't eating grass. What are you talking about? These are the most transparent, grass adverse, cows ever.”
2. Bundy should rename his ranch “Benghazi” , then the Feds would never show up. Ever.
3. Staying with the Benghazi motif, Bundy could also blame his cows’ raid upon the BLM’s grass flats the result of an anti-Muslim YouTube video. Case closed.
4. Bundy should start boldly smoking and selling grass versus having his cows eat the grass.
5. Bundy should become, for the remainder of his life, a vile race-baiter. If he sold nothing but hate towards whites and conservatives, he could owe the IRS two million in back-taxes and they’d include him during White House fundraisers and MSNBC would give him his own talk show. Problem solved.
6. Staying in the racist vein, Bundy could join the New Black Panthers Party, change his name to Shabrique Shazamm and intimidate all the white devils when they show up to vote during the upcoming midterms. Can you say, “Instant protection by the DOJ?”
7. Bundy should get gold-capped teeth, trade his cowboy hat in for a hoodie, walk around holding his crotch and say “mother-%&#$@” every other word. He’d be hailed as a victim and a poet. A victim poet, I tell you.
8. Bundy should build a mosque on Ground Zero. If he did that he’d own half of Nevada.
9. Bundy should start hanging out with Latin dictators and expand his enterprise from cattle ranching to a gun running operation for drug cartels south of the border. Do it, Cliven. Like, muy pronto.
10. Finally, and especially, Bundy should claim that he was the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain. If CB played the gay card they’d throw him a party at the White House and the BLM goons, wearing Daisy Dukes, would serve him and his posse a desert tortoise consommé.
Bundy needs to do one thing.
Keep the faith and stay out of the public eye.
Until they come for him next time.
Speaking freely, bearing arms, and assembling.
What do these three things have in common?
“Also, the militia have set up checkpoints on the roads, where residents have to prove they live there before being allowed to drive on. That’s just inconvenient. Bunkerville wants them out.
That’s the claim Rep. Steven Horsford is making, both in a letter to the sheriff posted on his website last week and yesterday at a Democratic convention in Las Vegas”
And I call BS on this claim. Horsford is full of it. Just passing on government disinformation. According to the militia, they have no such checkpoints. And nobody seems to have pics or video of these so called checkpoints, much less video of militia men making local residents prove where they live.
Most of the comments look like they could have been written by the same guy that wrote the article.
I imagine having a few of the guys go for a long drive with a member of the Bundy family would provide all of the information on the locals needed. With all of the pertinent information contained on one sheet of paper.
I recall some internet thing about tracking people’s style of writing, use of words, etc. Everyone has their own style.
There have been a couple of reports that the various miltia groups have been feuding with each others. It apparently got so bad that the Oath Keepers have pulled out, resulting in charges that they were 'abandoning' Bundy.
When the feds come for him the next time it'll be through court orders placing leins on his property, seizing his bank accounts to satisfy the money owed, that kind of thing. There are any number of ways that they can make it impossible for him to conduct business that don't require getting near him.
A great illustration as to how the left sides with evil over good, the ugly over beauty, and the failed over the successful every time.
They can get HIM that way,
but they are REALLY upset that they got stood down by armed peasants. They’ll be plotting revenge on that issue, especially.
Understood. But thats due process. What they did before was not.Thats the kind of coming for him I meant, it was unconstitutional and let them come again that way.
But the Bundy family have a cause in federal court for the wasting of their animals, negligence and trespass.Likely that will keep the BLM at bay for a while.
I believe the Bundy Ranch assault is the latest physical front in the ongoing philosophical war between the increasingly corrupt and collectivist cities and the fierce individualism and love of freedom of those who live on the land about which Mr. Jefferson wrote over 2 centuries ago. His words are clear and speak for themselves in the video.
(I’ve been criticized by some for using somber music in this program. If you don’t grasp just how serious is our current situation, you may not have been paying sufficient attention. I beg you to pay attention before it becomes against the law to do so.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypLu49pq3bI
Well, there were no comments about the top 10 list from “T” — but I thought they were hilarious.
I thought the BLM had a court order to seize the cattle? You don't get that except through due process. They just tried to carry it out in a high-handed manner.
But the Bundy family have a cause in federal court for the wasting of their animals, negligence and trespass.Likely that will keep the BLM at bay for a while.
I doubt that they will.
Yes but due process also has to happen in the enforcement of court orders. The BLM was a plaintiff. The local county sheriff or US MArshalls were the proper authority to serve orders on Bundy.
Since when do plaintiffs effect seizure of assets? Thats contrary to any State law, and whether the feds like it or not they have to use US Marshalls on federal land, and County Sheriffs elsewhere, not tactical hit squads from a federal agency.
Yes and as soon as the militia leave the Feds will be back. Its just a waiting game to them.
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