Oh large person or persons of whatever gender
Or branch of the animal kingdom
Who did something great
And is now someplace where we aren't
Please forgive us for whatever you deem bad
And help us to do whatever strikes you as good
Whether that be to work hard, eat no pork, or wage a holy war
Grant us whatever you tend to grant
Unless you don't interfere with earthly concerns
Watch over us
Or save us from evil
Or let us find out for ourselves
Or damn us randomly
Amen, praise Allah, have a nice day...
--The Frantics
That’s actually pretty funny - ‘cause it’s so close to the truth...