Maybe he will explain if Orange is Racist
One can flush one’s toilet and get more useful information than they’ll get from ANY White House brief.
Besides, when one flushes, the t*rds go away...on TV, he’s right there in full lying, sleezy view.
Carney: Republicans altered Ben Rhodes’ emails!
Press: Why?
Carney: Uh, because they really hate Obama.
Press: Do you have proof?
Carvey: The proof is in the egregiousness of the action itself.
Press: But any real proof.
(Trey Gowdy steps in.)
Gowdy: Let me open my laptop...ok look, this is the zip file we got from the subpoena. And if we open it, here is the *altered* email. We’re currently working to subpoena Ben Rhodes for obstructing justice, false testimony, and perjury.
(Carney runs off stage)
A duck walks into a pharmacy.
The pharmacist says, “What can I do for you?”
The duck says, “Get me some Chapstick and put it on my bill.”
Sinko da mayo
The Master B.S. Artiste conducts his daily Bull session.